The much maligned red foxAnyway we move on to the tale of the winter stoat or ermine one of natures near mysteries and as beautiful and animal as you are likely to see.

Stoat in almost complete ermine
The stoat does it either fully or partially and when fully white it is called ermine and used to adorn the high and mighty. The characteristic difference between stoats and weasels is the black tip to the tail of the stoat, this still remains when in ermine and gives the classic spotty look on pictures of dignities in their ermine stoles.

Stoatly hungry
A good way to get a closer look is to follow this little trick which has rarely let me down. When you see your stoat or weasel for that matter, stop still, crouch down and wait for the little fellow to reappear, as he will invariably do especially if you entice him back out by imitating the squeak of a mouse or the squeal of a frightened rabbit, some thing we all new how to do when we were small boys with a blade of grass. My young son sadly did not, a testament to this modern age of Xboxes and an indoor sedentary life. not that I encourage him to stay in but when no one else goes out what can you do save take him out yourself, which is what I do and where he learned the subtle art of charming a stoat.
A rare day out with gun and son allowed the opportunity to spend quality time passing on some wisdom, not that its really appreciated until they are older, well that was what I was like but we were coming back with a few bunnies from a trip afield, Teesdale to be precise, when hopping along the track towards us was not one but two small stoats, youngsters I guessed. Completely unaware of our presence until my son let out a shriek of delight and they vanished into the undergrowth. Disappointed he turned to me asking what they were, they looked like our ferret and things like that, so I told him to be quiet, to watch and learn.
I bent down and plucked a fat blade of grass, placing it in my hands I blew a banshee like squeal several times, I repeated it at varying tones until there, the grass twitched and a furtive nose appeared and then another, beady little eyes shone from the grass and whiskers tweaked and twitched. Out they slid no more than three feet away, my sons grip intensified around my wrist as one approach so close we could hear it sniffing until it reached my boots where it climbed up looking upward wondering what was all this about, mesmerised it swayed from side to side trying to focus on the giant rabbits. All of us in a trance the second of the two slightly shyer rushed the first and they both erupted into the most amazing display of antics only stoats can do.

Only stoats can have this much fun










Another splendid hunter that should be admired




sheer ignorance




